And this is why Ric drinks . . .
RIC: We are having spaghetti tonight, right?
ME: Well . . .
RIC: You haven’t made spaghetti for me in a long time.
ME: We’ve been busy.
RIC: I deserve spaghetti,
ME: Why?
RIC: I have been good.
ME: Well . . .
RIC: Mostly.
ME: Okay; mostly.
RIC: I have been sweet and I have been nice.
ME: Well . . .
RIC: Mostly.
ME: Okay; mostly.
RIC: I have done everything you have asked me to do today.
ME: Well . . .
RIC: Mostly.
ME: Okay; mostly.
RIC: So, I deserve spaghetti
ME: Okay. I will make “mostly” spaghetti.
RIC: Open the wine.
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