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PUBLIC HEALTH ORDER 2021.09.01


BY ORDER OF PUBLIC HEALTH

Effective @ Noon on 09/01/2021


Whereas humor is offensive to those who cannot laugh at themselves;

Whereas humor is offensive when one laughs at another;

Whereas humor may cause one to laugh aloud; and,

Whereas laughter can emit droplets into the air that may contain a virus,

It is hereby ORDERED and DECREEED that laughter and humor is banned.


Thank you for your cooperation.

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