And This is Why I Drink

RIC: We didn’t have spaghetti last week.

ME: And we are not having it tonight.

RIC: I want spaghetti!

ME: No.

RIC: Spaghetti!

ME: No.

RIC: Spaghetti!

ME: No.

RIC: Spaghetti!

ME: No.

RIC: Spaghetti!

ME: No.

RIC: Spaghetti!

ME: No.

RIC: Spaghetti!

ME: No.

RIC: Spaghetti!

ME: No.

RIC: Spaghetti!

ME: No.

RIC: Spaghetti!

ME: No.

RIC: Spaghetti!

ME: Open the wine.