And this is why I drink
. . . and this is why I drink
RIC: It’s Sunday!
ME: No, it’s not.
RIC: [Furrowing brow.] Yes, it is and tomorrow’s Monday.
ME: Tomorrow’s Labor Day
ME: So tomorrow is more like Sunday than today.
RIC: But . . .
ME: That makes today like Saturday. We have two Saturdays this week.
RIC: That’s not right.
ME: Do you have to work tomorrow?
ME: So what is the last day off before you return work each week?
ME: So, if you are not working tomorrow that makes tomorrow Sunday which makes today Saturday. This week has two Saturdays
ME: Yep. Sorry, Ric. No spaghetti tonight. You will have to wait until tomorrow.
ME: Let’s have some celebratory wine.