And This is Why I Drink
RIC: What are you doing?
ME: Getting the ingredients ready for dinner.
RIC: What are you making?
ME: Duh! Spaghetti.
RIC: But, I don’t want spaghetti.
RIC: I was planning to make tacos tonight. I want tacos.
ME: But . . . it’s Sunday.
RIC: Why do you think we have to have the same thing every Sunday?
ME: Open the wine.