And This is Why I Drink

RIC: What are you doing?

ME: Getting the ingredients ready for dinner.

RIC: What are you making?

ME: Duh! Spaghetti.

RIC: But, I don’t want spaghetti.

ME: What?!?

RIC: I was planning to make tacos tonight. I want tacos.

ME: But . . . it’s Sunday.

RIC: Why do you think we have to have the same thing every Sunday?

ME: Open the wine.