And This is Why I Drink

RIC: It’s Sunday!

ME: It’s Halloween.

RIC: There’s alway time for dinner. We can make something simple with a ghoulish theme and serve it to friends.

ME: You mean . . . ghoulash (haha!)

RIC: Don’t be silly.

ME: I can make that graveyard cake. How about we just have roast beef sandwiches. We can display the meat hanging from a skeleton like meat on a corpse.

RIC: Not ghoulish enough. It needs to look like guts.

ME: Link sausages?

RIC: No, I’m thinking wetter.

ME: Whatever could you mean?

RIC: I know - spaghetti! It will look like guts pouring from the skeleton’s torso.

ME: Open the wine.