And This is Why I Drink
RIC: It’s Sunday!
ME: It’s Halloween.
RIC: There’s alway time for dinner. We can make something simple with a ghoulish theme and serve it to friends.
ME: You mean . . . ghoulash (haha!)
RIC: Don’t be silly.
ME: I can make that graveyard cake. How about we just have roast beef sandwiches. We can display the meat hanging from a skeleton like meat on a corpse.
RIC: Not ghoulish enough. It needs to look like guts.
ME: Link sausages?
RIC: No, I’m thinking wetter.
ME: Whatever could you mean?
RIC: I know - spaghetti! It will look like guts pouring from the skeleton’s torso.
ME: Open the wine.