And This is Why I Drink

RIC: It’s Sunday!

ME: Yeah, yeah. I will make spaghetti.

RIC: I don’t want spaghetti bolognese tonight.

ME: Let me guess, you want amtriciana?

RIC: Nope

ME: Marinara??

RIC: No.

ME: Primavera?

RIC: No. I am in the mood for Asian cuisine.

ME: So, no spaghetti?

RIC: Well, spaghetti noodles with a Thai peanut sauce.

ME: Open the wine.