And This is Why I Drink
RIC: It’s Sunday!
ME: Yeah, yeah. I will make spaghetti.
RIC: I don’t want spaghetti bolognese tonight.
ME: Let me guess, you want amtriciana?
RIC: No. I am in the mood for Asian cuisine.
ME: So, no spaghetti?
RIC: Well, spaghetti noodles with a Thai peanut sauce.
ME: Open the wine.