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And This is Why I Drink


RIC: So, I am online and ordering new Christmas tableware.

ME: What’s wrong with what we already have?

RIC: Everyone has already seen those.

ME: Okaaaaaay. It’s been a year, they won’t remember them.

RIC: We can’t have the very same plates every year!

ME: (Shaking head). Whatever.

RIC: Have you planned the menu yet?

ME: No. Can we get through Thanksgiving weekend first?

RIC: But I need to order this now to make sure that we have it in time.

ME: Just get whatever you think we need.

RIC: I can’t know until you make the menu.

ME: I haven’t given it any thought.

RIC: Will we be having soup?

ME: I don’t know.

RIC: Salad?

ME: I don’t know.

RIC: What about the main course? Should I get flat plates or these ones here with the little lip?

ME: Order whatever you want. I don’t know what I am making yet.

RIC: (Sigh.) Well, think about it and let me know so that I can get this stuff ordered.

ME: Fine.

RIC: Meanwhile, new pasta plates should be delivered today.

ME: Why?

RIC: For our spaghetti of course.

ME: Open the wine.


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