RIC: It’s Sunday!
ME: . . . and you are cooking since I took you out for a posh dinner for our anniversary last night?
RIC: Don’t be silly.
ME: How can you even think about food? I am still full from last night.
RIC: You won’t be full all day.
ME: I just want to take it easy and relax today. If we are hungry later, can’t we just order in?
RIC: But it’s Sunday.
ME: So.
RIC: Tell you what . . . since it IS our anniversary weekend, I don’t want you to work too hard. Instead of cooking all day, you can make “poor man’s spaghetti.”
ME: Poor man’s spaghetti?
RIC: Only three meats instead of four.
ME: Open the wine.