And this is why I drink . . .
RIC: Where’s my spaghetti?
ME: We went to brunch and had mimosas.
RIC: So?
ME: I am just not hungry - and a little tipsy.
RIC: So?
ME: I don’t wanna cook.
RIC: So?
ME: Are you really hungry? Brunch was late.
RIC: So?
ME: Do you really need spaghetti?
RIC: Is it Sunday?
ME: So?
RIC: Make me spaghetti!
ME: But, I am tired.
RIC: So?
ME: I don’t wanna cook.
RIC: People do things they should do but “don’t wanna” all of the time.
ME: Open the wine.