Exhausting!

I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The 1% have problems too.

The holidays can be so exhausting: hiring someone to trim the tree; hiring someone to hang the lights; hiring someone to wrap the gifts; hiring someone to cook the meal. My fingers were so cramped from dialing all of those phone numbers hire people that Maid had to hold my champagne glass up during the toast.

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