And this is why I drink . . .
RIC: It’s a lovely wedding, right?
ME: It is. I am so happy for the couple.
RIC: What time are they serving dinner?.
ME: I don’t recall for sure.
RIC: I am getting hungry.
ME: I understand it’s going to be barbecue.
RIC: What!?!
ME: It should be good, traditional Texas BBQ.
RIC: But it’s Sunday.
ME: Yes it is.
RIC: Sunday is for spaghetti.
ME: Not at a wedding.
RIC: If the wedding is on a Sunday . . .
ME: Open the wine.