It's Not Always About Spaghetti
And this is why I drink:
RIC: [Watching a Hallmark movie]
ME: Haven’t we seen this before?
ME: Are you sure? It seems so familiar.
RIC: You are thinking of that movie where a prince from some made up country marries a maid over his mother’s objections. This one is about a princess from some made up country who marries a mechanic over her father’s objections.
ME: Open the wine.