It's Not Always About Spaghetti

And this is why I drink:

RIC: [Watching a Hallmark movie]

ME: Haven’t we seen this before?

RIC: No.

ME: Are you sure? It seems so familiar.

RIC: You are thinking of that movie where a prince from some made up country marries a maid over his mother’s objections. This one is about a princess from some made up country who marries a mechanic over her father’s objections.

ME: Open the wine.