And this is why I drink . . .
RIC: The weekend had just been dragging by!
ME: Dragging? It seems like Friday was just yesterday. It’s gone by too damned fast!
RIC: It always goes slow when you are looking forward to something.
ME: Do you mean the delivery of those new items tomorrow?
RIC: No.
ME: Do you mean the new case of wine to be delivered Tuesday?
RIC: No.
ME: Well, what is it that you anticipate so much that weekend dragged on and on?
RIC: You know.
ME: You have to say it.
RIC: Why? You know what it is.
ME: I ain’t gonna do it if you don’t say it.
RIC: Spaghetti!
ME: Open the wine.
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