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PLANT VOL. 1, ISSUE 45

Recently, the airwaves have been replete with advertising for “plant-based” washing detergent. We at PLANT are opposed to such material.


There is no creature under God’ green earth (Note the phrase: God’ green earth. Even the ancients understood the proper place for our leafy friends - a place of adoration) other than man that uses vegetation in such a manner. Our furry friends cleanse themselves with their own tongues and saliva as was intended by Mother Nature.


While cleanliness is next to Godliness, our leafy friends should not be a tool for mankind’s indiscriminate use. Mankind must follow the example of other worldly beasts and refrain from the use of vegetation in such a manner.


Join us today in protesting the abomination of plant-based detergents!

#LettuceBeFree!

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