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You Be You

  • mariokiefer
  • Nov 22, 2021
  • 1 min read

"If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get mad at turkeys. There’s turkey ham, turkey bologna, turkey pastrami. Someone needs to tell the turkey, ‘Man, just be yourself.'" ~Mitch Hedberg

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