OCEF

I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The 1% have problems too.

The Ozzy Cherry Eye Foundation ("OCEF") held its annual Halloween Gala. Someone had the audacity to come with what was obviously not a purebred bloodline. When we asked for their papers, they made such a commotion that I dropped my glass of Dom.

It's so hard to do charitable work these days.

#Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege