MARIO KIEFER

I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The 1% have problems too. Sometimes Maid’s little bow is crooked. #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege

I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The 1% have problems too. While the masses always complain, sometimes we run out of things to complain about. #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege

I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The 1% have problems too. On our way to the climate change summit, Pilot had to stop and refuel the private jet three times! #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege

I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The 1% have problems too. Sometimes, I want to see a movie but don’t be around all of those people so I have to buy out the whole theater to enjoy the experience. #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege

I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The 1% have problems too. My poorer friends often complain that the rich do not pay their fair share, yet whenever we go to dinner they expect me to pay for the whole meal. #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege

I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The 1% have problems too. Nobody wants to work anymore. While trying to enjoy my spa day, my personal assistant kept interrupting my massage because she could not find a gardner for my summer home. #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege

I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The 1% have problems too. Hermès will not embroider towels with my preferred pronoun. #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege

I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The 1% have problems too. The nanny called in sick and now I have to care for my own child. #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege

I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The 1% have problems too. I often hear the masses complain that they need food. Well, there are times when I have gone hungry too - like when Cook calls in sick. #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege

I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The 1% have problems too. Our private country club is now allowing non-members in for brunch. Do they think I want to eat with the riff raff? #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege

I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The 1% have problems too. If I expand the pedicure room, I will lose half of the gift-wrapping room. #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege

I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The 1% have problems too. When he delivered a very important package, Delivery Man would not let me peek at it first. #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege

I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The 1% have problems too. Children should not be allowed in first class. #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege

I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The 1% have problems too. When I went out on the balcony at the country club, it was filled with WASPs. #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege

I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The 1% have problems too. The airport valet wanted a tip. I reminded him that “tip” means “to insure prompt service” and that he took five minutes to retrieve my car. #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege

I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The 1% have problems too. I invited a neighbor to a pool party. She asked me whether our pool was heated. What could I say? “Of course. We’re not savages.” #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege

I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The 1% have problems too. I asked a woman at the boutique to help me find something. She replied that she did not work there. She was completely useless. #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege

I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The 1% have problems too. I had guests the other afternoon, so I asked Dog Groomer pick up my fur babies and to keep them until 7:00 pm, but he dropped them off at 6:55! #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege

I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The one percent have problems too. After waiting weeks for the arrival of that fine art I ordered, I finally called the gallery only to find out they shipped it to my summer home. #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege

I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The one percent have problems too. I went to visit a friend in another state, but we had to turn back when we realized their small town airport was too tiny to land my plane. #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege