MARIO KIEFER

I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The one percent have problems too. Thanksgiving weekend can be so exhausting. I was so tired after directing the staff that I had to take two Ambien tablets to get to sleep. #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege

I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The one percent have problems too. I absolutely adore the Black Friday sales, but the crowd of unwashed masses can be too much. It always takes my personal assistant too long to return with the items I tasked her to get. #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege

I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The one percent have problems too. They would not let me bring my elephant gun to Disney’s Animal Kingdom. #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege

I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The one percent have problems too. I went to a fundraiser to feed the hungry and the caviar they served was swill! #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege

I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The one percent have problems too. With inflation the way it is these days, the costs of buying a politician has skyrocketed! #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege

I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The one percent have problems too. Because it’s autumn where I live, the leaves are dropping from the trees at such a pace that the pool boy cannot keep up with them. I actually had to empty my own Polaris bag one time this week. #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege

I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The one percent have problems too. Nobody appreciates our contributions to society. #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege

I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The one percent have problems too. We were outbid when looking for a new vacation home - and we really wanted that one! #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege

I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The one percent have problems too. I was sitting in the middle of the protest for socialism, but Maid had a hard time carrying my sign. #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege

I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The one percent have problems too. I keep saying that I am a staunch advocate for socialism but Maid keeps laughing. #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege

I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The one percent have problems too. It gets so tiresome each morning deciding whether to be oppressed or the oppressor on any given day. #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege

I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The one percent have problems too. Maid fell down the stairs and broke her wrist. She left for the hospital before she finished the laundry! #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege

I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The one percent have problems too. Before I napped in the chair, I definitively instructed Pedicurist to use the cream colored nail polish, but she painted them in eggshell instead. #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege

I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The one percent have problems too. The Club serves a drink called “The Happy Ending”. When he was finished, I asked Masseuse for one. You can imagine my surprise. #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege

I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The one percent have problems too. Why just the other day, Maid used the red pillowcases with the blue bedsheets. #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege

I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The one percent have problems too. I was lounging on a float in the pool when I realized that my cocktail was empty. I left the pool and went inside intent on getting another drink, but Maid had just finished the floors and the bar was all the way across the room on that damp floor. It took her 7 whole minutes to refresh my drink! #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege

I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The one percent have problems too. Pool Boy refuses to wear his uniform! #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege

I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The one percent have problems too. Not that I would ever use it, but it annoys me that Maid keeps hiding the broom! #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege

I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The one percent have problems too. The household staff complains so much that I sent out a memo telling them that beatings would continue until morale improves. #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege

I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The one percent have problems too. I cannot decide whether to summer in Aspen or the Alps. #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege