MARIO KIEFER

I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The one percent have problems too. Pool Boy refuses to wear his uniform! #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege

I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The one percent have problems too. Not that I would ever use it, but it annoys me that Maid keeps hiding the broom! #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege

I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The one percent have problems too. The household staff complains so much that I sent out a memo telling them that beatings would continue until morale improves. #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege

I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The one percent have problems too. I cannot decide whether to summer in Aspen or the Alps. #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege

I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The one percent have problems too. Because of the increase in taxes, I had sell off one hundred acres of my forest to my lumber mill. #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege

I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The one percent have problems too. Why the other day, the ashtray in the Beemer was full. I had to wait four hours for a new Mercedes to be delivered. #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege

These days, it seems, everyone has an “affinity group”. Except me. I am still trying to find mine. #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege

I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The one percent have problems too. I was feeling run-down so I had Doctor come by. She told me that I suffer from a severe caviar deficiency. #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege

I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The one percent have problems too. When Cook brought breakfast to my room this morning, she did not bring cream. What - am I supposed to drink my coffee like a barbarian? #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege

I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The one percent have problems too. Despite my repeated requests, Gardener still refuses to water the rock garden! #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege

I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The one percent have problems too. When Maid changed the sheets on the bed, she left a wrinkle in the center. It kept me up all night! #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege

I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The one percent have problems too. When I sent my child off to college, Nanny refused to stay in the dorm with him! #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege

I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The one percent have problems too. Our wifi can be so spotty in the east wing of the Manor. #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege

I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The one percent have problems too. Why just the other day, the New Maid did everything perfectly and now I have nothing to complain about. #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege

I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The one percent have problems too. Why just the other day, some beggar on the street asked me for 87 cents to buy coffee. I offered him a dollar, but he could not make change! #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege

I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The one percent have problems too. My schedule is so hectic. Why just the other day I had to have my hair done, get a manicure, then pedicure; then facial. I was almost late to the restaurant with the Ladies Who Lunch. The meal ran long and I had to pick up the shoes so Masseuse had to rush through so that I could make it to the Club for dinner. Then, the waiter brought over a glass of domestic wine by mistake! It was all so tires

I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The one percent have problems too. Another round of stimulus checks went out, and still no “thank you” from the unwashed masses. #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege

I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The one percent have problems too. When I asked Cook to make a hamburger, she used domestic beef! I could hardly choke it down. #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege

I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The one percent have problems too. Our live-in sommelier went away for the weekend. I had no idea which wine to pair with my dinner! #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege

I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The one percent have problems too. Why, just the other day while dressing, I noticed that my Ferragamo Pavia had a scuff on the heel. I had to wear the Beluti Scritto’s instead while I ordered a Ferragamo replacement. What good is a maid that doesn’t know how to properly shine a shoe? #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege