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    Da Plane!
    mariokiefer
    • 4 days ago
    • 1 min

    Da Plane!

    I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The one percent have problems too. I went to visit a friend in another state, but we had to turn back when we realized their small town airport was too tiny to land my plane. #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege
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    Windy
    mariokiefer
    • May 6
    • 1 min

    Windy

    I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The one percent have problems too. The wind knocked over the helicopter on my yacht! #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege
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    A Thorny Issue
    mariokiefer
    • Apr 29
    • 1 min

    A Thorny Issue

    I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The one percent have problems too. When I ordered the flowers, I told Florist I wanted only thornless roses. He replied that every rose has its thorn. #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege
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    Refrigerator
    mariokiefer
    • Apr 22
    • 1 min

    Refrigerator

    I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The one percent have problems too. Delivery man dropped off my new refrigerator, but it was not pre-cooled. I had to wait hours for it to come down to the right temperature. #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege
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    AFLAC
    mariokiefer
    • Apr 8
    • 1 min

    AFLAC

    I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The one percent have problems too. The price of food has gotten so high that I had to cook my AFLAC duck. #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege
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    Flowers
    mariokiefer
    • Apr 1
    • 1 min

    Flowers

    I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The one percent have problems too. Maid is so lazy that the flowers in the parlor have not been changed in two days! #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege
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    Dr. Who?
    mariokiefer
    • Mar 25
    • 1 min

    Dr. Who?

    I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The one percent have problems too. We have problems with our children. I was beside myself when Junior told me he wanted to be a dermatologist instead of a real doctor. #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege
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    Carpool
    mariokiefer
    • Mar 18
    • 1 min

    Carpool

    I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The one percent have problems too. The cost of fuel has gotten so high that when we drove to our vacation home Maid had to carpool with me because we could only take one limo instead of the usual two. #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege
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    Valet
    mariokiefer
    • Mar 11
    • 1 min

    Valet

    I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The one percent have problems too. A friend invited me over to dinner at her house, but when I arrived there was no valet, so had to return home. #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege
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    Spa Day
    mariokiefer
    • Mar 4
    • 1 min

    Spa Day

    I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The one percent have problems too. I was unable to schedule my hair, mani/pedi, and massage on the same date so my spa day turned into three. #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege
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    Treading Water
    mariokiefer
    • Feb 25
    • 1 min

    Treading Water

    I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The one percent have problems too. I was so exhausted after watching the movers take the new treadmill upstairs, that I had to sit on the sofa for an hour nursing my chablis to relax. #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege
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    Ring My Bell
    mariokiefer
    • Feb 18
    • 1 min

    Ring My Bell

    I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The one percent have problems too. Maid did not bring the packages in because Delivery Man did not ring the bell. #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege
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    Delayed
    mariokiefer
    • Feb 11
    • 1 min

    Delayed

    I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The one percent have problems too. I waited patiently for the wine delivery, but it did not come. Was I supposed to drive myself through the ice storm to get some? #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege
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    The List
    mariokiefer
    • Feb 4
    • 1 min

    The List

    I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The one percent have problems too. I had Secretary make a list to share with you, but it’s her day off and I do not know where she filed it. #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege
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    Respite
    mariokiefer
    • Jan 28
    • 1 min

    Respite

    I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The one percent have problems too. I took to the sofa to recuperate after my trip to the market, but Maid was too noisy putting away the groceries that I was unable to rest. #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege
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    The Birds
    mariokiefer
    • Jan 21
    • 1 min

    The Birds

    I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The one percent have problems too. Driver was off and I had to take myself somewhere, but a bird did his business on my windshield. It took AAA an hour to come clean the windshield! #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege
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    Savage
    mariokiefer
    • Jan 14
    • 1 min

    Savage

    I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The one percent have problems too. We ran out of bottle water. Am I supposed to drink from the tap - like a savage? #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege
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    New Year
    mariokiefer
    • Jan 7
    • 1 min

    New Year

    I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The one percent have problems too. Handyman has been so busy of late. It’s January 7 and the Christmas decorations are still up! #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege
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    Caviar
    mariokiefer
    • Dec 31, 2021
    • 1 min

    Caviar

    I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The one percent have problems too. Everybody wants to go to a NYE party, but nobody wants to bring the caviar. #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege
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    Mass
    mariokiefer
    • Dec 24, 2021
    • 1 min

    Mass

    I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The one percent have problems too. On Christmas Eve, suddenly the entire staff became religious and needed to attend Mass. #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege
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