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mariokiefer
- Apr 2
- 1 min
To Make Change
I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The one percent have problems too. Why just the other day, some beggar on the street asked me for 87 cents to buy coffee. I offered him a dollar, but he could not make change! #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege
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mariokiefer
- Mar 26
- 1 min
Hectic
I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The one percent have problems too. My schedule is so hectic. Why just the other day I had to have my hair done, get a manicure, then pedicure; then facial. I was almost late to the restaurant with the Ladies Who Lunch. The meal ran long and I had to pick up the shoes so Masseuse had to rush through so that I could make it to the Club for dinner. Then, the waiter brought over a glass of domestic wine by mistake! It was all so tires
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mariokiefer
- Feb 26
- 1 min
The Shining
I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The one percent have problems too. Why, just the other day while dressing, I noticed that my Ferragamo Pavia had a scuff on the heel. I had to wear the Beluti Scritto’s instead while I ordered a Ferragamo replacement. What good is a maid that doesn’t know how to properly shine a shoe? #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege
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mariokiefer
- Dec 25, 2020
- 1 min
$600
I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The one percent have problems too. The government is handing out six hundred dollar stimulus checks. Six hundred dollars! That won’t even cover the cost of my scrambled eggs at the Ritz! #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege
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mariokiefer
- Dec 4, 2020
- 1 min
Running on Empty
I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The one percent have problems too. There was something terribly wrong with the gas tank of my car so I ordered a new one and demanded that the gauge not have that pesky “E”. #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege
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mariokiefer
- Nov 20, 2020
- 1 min
A Colorful World
I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The one percent have problems too. Unable to find a babysitter the other day, Maid brought her child to work with her. I tried to keep the child busy with crayons, but the little beast drew on the wall. #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege
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mariokiefer
- Nov 13, 2020
- 1 min
Bubbles Are Life
I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The one percent have problems too. After having a very rough week, I slipped into the Jacuzzi looking for a little relaxation only to find that it just never got bubbly enough. #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege
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