MARIO KIEFER

I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The one percent have problems too. I went to visit a friend in another state, but we had to turn back when we realized their small town airport was too tiny to land my plane. #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege

I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The one percent have problems too. The wind knocked over the helicopter on my yacht! #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege

I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The one percent have problems too. When I ordered the flowers, I told Florist I wanted only thornless roses. He replied that every rose has its thorn. #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege

I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The one percent have problems too. Delivery man dropped off my new refrigerator, but it was not pre-cooled. I had to wait hours for it to come down to the right temperature. #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege

I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The one percent have problems too. The price of food has gotten so high that I had to cook my AFLAC duck. #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege

I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The one percent have problems too. Maid is so lazy that the flowers in the parlor have not been changed in two days! #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege

I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The one percent have problems too. We have problems with our children. I was beside myself when Junior told me he wanted to be a dermatologist instead of a real doctor. #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege

I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The one percent have problems too. The cost of fuel has gotten so high that when we drove to our vacation home Maid had to carpool with me because we could only take one limo instead of the usual two. #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege

I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The one percent have problems too. A friend invited me over to dinner at her house, but when I arrived there was no valet, so had to return home. #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege

I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The one percent have problems too. I was unable to schedule my hair, mani/pedi, and massage on the same date so my spa day turned into three. #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege

I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The one percent have problems too. I was so exhausted after watching the movers take the new treadmill upstairs, that I had to sit on the sofa for an hour nursing my chablis to relax. #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege

I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The one percent have problems too. Maid did not bring the packages in because Delivery Man did not ring the bell. #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege

I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The one percent have problems too. I waited patiently for the wine delivery, but it did not come. Was I supposed to drive myself through the ice storm to get some? #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege

I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The one percent have problems too. I had Secretary make a list to share with you, but it’s her day off and I do not know where she filed it. #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege

I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The one percent have problems too. I took to the sofa to recuperate after my trip to the market, but Maid was too noisy putting away the groceries that I was unable to rest. #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege

I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The one percent have problems too. Driver was off and I had to take myself somewhere, but a bird did his business on my windshield. It took AAA an hour to come clean the windshield! #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege

I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The one percent have problems too. We ran out of bottle water. Am I supposed to drink from the tap - like a savage? #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege

I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The one percent have problems too. Handyman has been so busy of late. It’s January 7 and the Christmas decorations are still up! #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege

I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The one percent have problems too. Everybody wants to go to a NYE party, but nobody wants to bring the caviar. #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege

I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The one percent have problems too. On Christmas Eve, suddenly the entire staff became religious and needed to attend Mass. #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege