MARIO KIEFER

I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The 1% have problems too. Cook would not stop complaining about the cost of eggs until I bought the farm. #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege

I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The 1% have problems too. I note of late that Maid has been moving much slower and taking twice as long to complete her tasks. I think she may be quiet quitting. #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege

I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The 1% have problems too. Financial Advisor wants me to cut back unnecessary expenses, but In-Home Barista IS necessary! How else will get I get my double shot, no foam, skinny, latte in the morning? #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege

I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The 1% have problems too. Sometimes, Maid acts like First Wife. #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege

I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The 1% have problems too. Because Maid misjudged the shopping this week, we ran out of filet and had to serve Puppy New York Strip. #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege

I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The 1% have problems too. I went out to buy a new year but could only find old, tired, used ones. #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege

I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The 1% have problems too. This economic downturn has gotten out of hand. We want to sell one of the yachts, but it has taken months to find someone who qualifies for the loan. #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege

I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The 1% have problems too. The holidays can be so exhausting: hiring someone to trim the tree; hiring someone to hang the lights; hiring someone to wrap the gifts; hiring someone to cook the meal. My fingers were so cramped from dialing all of those phone numbers hire people that Maid had to hold my champagne glass up during the toast. #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege

I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The 1% have problems too. I told Cook that dinner should be served promptly at six, but she did not serve until 6:05! #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege

I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The 1% have problems too. Maid stood in line for hours at the Black Friday sales, but still did not get the thing I asked for. #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege

I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The 1% have problems too. Sometimes after a dinner party, I note that my wine collection falls below 100 bottles. #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege

I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The 1% have problems too. The Ozzy Cherry Eye Foundation ("OCEF") held its annual Halloween Gala. Someone had the audacity to come with what was obviously not a purebred bloodline. When we asked for their papers, they made such a commotion that I dropped my glass of Dom. It's so hard to do charitable work these days. #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege

I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The 1% have problems too. Trainer won’t let me drink a martini on the treadmill. #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege

I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The 1% have problems too. When Husband asked what I had planned for today, I said that I was going to buy a screwdriver. When he asked why, I said, “Because we don’t have one.” #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege

I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The 1% have problems too. When winter arrives early, it becomes difficult to close up the Autumn home before the season. #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege

I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The 1% have problems too. Maid keeps buying orange juice without the pulp. #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege

I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The 1% have problems too. The bus in our area stops running after six and sometimes when I have Maid work late, I must have Driver take her home. It’s so inconvenient for me. #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege

I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The 1% have problems too. Sometimes Maid’s little bow is crooked. #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege

I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The 1% have problems too. While the masses always complain, sometimes we run out of things to complain about. #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege

I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The 1% have problems too. On our way to the climate change summit, Pilot had to stop and refuel the private jet three times! #Oldgaydisabledhalfbreedprivilege