Hectic

I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The one percent have problems too.

My schedule is so hectic. Why just the other day I had to have my hair done, get a manicure, then pedicure; then facial. I was almost late to the restaurant with the Ladies Who Lunch. The meal ran long and I had to pick up the shoes so Masseuse had to rush through so that I could make it to the Club for dinner. Then, the waiter brought over a glass of domestic wine by mistake!

It was all so tiresome that I had to take two Xanax to relax in order to get to sleep that night.

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