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Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession.
My nosy neighbor complained that her children could see me through the fence while I was walking around in my underwear in my own backyard. I apologized and said that it would not happen again. Now, I run around naked in my own backyard.
I will now go say five Hail Mary’s.