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Pick Me Up




It’s a Dog’s Life . . .


DOG: Pick me up.

ME: We are at a party. Go play with the other dogs.

DOG: Pick me up.

ME: You don’t want to play?

DOG: Pick me up.

ME: What’s up with you?

DOG: Pick me up.

ME: What gives?

DOG: I played last night with Foxy and tonight with Bowie, Ozzie, Gus, Pepper, and all the others.

ME: But you like playing.

DOG: I do, but I am tired. (Yawn.)

ME: We’ll go in a little bit.

DOG: Pick me up.

ME: [Reaches down and picks up dog.]

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