PLANT Vol. 1, Issue 36

I just read an article about a woman in Australia who is taking her neighbors to court because she doesn’t like the “smell” of fish on the barbecue.

Each night, I wake in a cold sweat to the silent screams I hear from our leafy friends as they are boiled, sautéed, or fried. Perhaps my vegetable rights group - PLANT (People for the Liberation of All Natural Things) - should sue people who do this.

Join PLANT today and help us stop the slaughter of these innocents!

"Lettuce be free!"