And this is why I drink . . .
RIC: Did you feed the dog?
ME: Yes.
RIC: Did you take him outside?
ME: Yes.
RIC: Did he poop and pee?
ME: Yes.
RIC: Did you play with him?
ME: Yes.
RIC: Did you bathe the dog?
ME: Yes.
RIC: Did you give him his medications?
ME: Yes.
RIC: Has he been a good dog?
ME: Yes.
RIC: Ok. I will take over now.
ME: Ok.
RIC: Here puppy . . . want a treat?
ME: Open the wine.
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