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It’s a Dog’s Life . . .

ME: Why aren’t you eating your breakfast?

DOG: I’m not ready.

ME: What do you mean you are not ready?

DOG: I will eat a little later.

ME: Why are you waiting?

DOG: I prefer to eat later,

ME: You used to scarf it down immediately.

DOG: That was way back when you first took me from the Amish. Now, I am a one percent dog and I prefer brunch to breakfast.

ME: Open the wine.

DOG: Nothing domestic, please.

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