It’s a Dog’s Life . . .
ME: Why aren’t you eating your breakfast?
DOG: I’m not ready.
ME: What do you mean you are not ready?
DOG: I will eat a little later.
ME: Why are you waiting?
DOG: I prefer to eat later,
ME: You used to scarf it down immediately.
DOG: That was way back when you first took me from the Amish. Now, I am a one percent dog and I prefer brunch to breakfast.
ME: Open the wine.
DOG: Nothing domestic, please.