Forgive me Father for I have sinned. This is my very first confession.
It’s me, Dog. Daddy says that at 6-months old, it’s time to confess my sins. Sometimes, I push my toy against the furniture. I pretend to chew on it, but when Daddy isn’t looking, I chew on the furniture instead. I think he’s on to me.
I will now go say five Hail Mary’s.