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Forgive me Father, I have sinned. It’s been a 1 week since my last confession. I gave a friend the key to my place but not the code for...
mariokiefer
Jun 151 min read


That Smarts
Forgive me Father, I have sinned. It’s been a 1 week since my last confession. I stopped resisting the urge to tell people, “I thought...
mariokiefer
Jun 81 min read


Missing
Forgive me Father, I have sinned. It’s been a 1 week since my last confession. I hung missing posters around town in search of my lost...
mariokiefer
Jun 11 min read


Order Up!
Forgive me Father, I have sinned. It’s been a few weeks since my last confession. I went into a fast food place with a cordless...
mariokiefer
May 251 min read
Obtuse
Forgive me Father, I have sinned. It’s been a few weeks since my last confession. Have you ever asked another whether he did not...
mariokiefer
May 111 min read


Ding Dong
Forgive me Father, I have sinned. It’s been one week since my last confession. When the doorbell rang, I ran and hid under the bed. I...
mariokiefer
Apr 131 min read


Binge Watch
Forgive me Father, I have sinned. It’s been one week since my last confession. I binge watched a show because the remote was out of reach...
mariokiefer
Apr 61 min read


Bliss
Forgive me Father, I have sinned. It’s been one week since my last confession. Have you ever looked at someone and thought, “If ignorance...
mariokiefer
Mar 301 min read


Orange
Forgive me Father, I have sinned. It’s been one week since my last confession. I plan to wear orange on St. Patrick’s Day. I will go say...
mariokiefer
Mar 161 min read


Doing My Part
Forgive me Father, I have sinned. It’s been a month since my last confession. When I saw a row of EV’s not in use, I unplugged them to...
mariokiefer
Mar 91 min read


Shhhh!
Forgive me Father, I have sinned. It’s been 1 week since my last confession. I thought to create a website where users might post and...
mariokiefer
Feb 21 min read


Dinner Time!
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It’s been one week since my last confession. When I invited a friend for dinner, I had to force him...
mariokiefer
Jan 261 min read


Surly
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It’s been one week since my last confession. I will not tip a rude and surly server. I will now go...
mariokiefer
Jan 121 min read


Shocking!
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It’s been a while since my last confession. Sometimes, I make up confessions just to see if I can...
mariokiefer
Jan 61 min read


Go, Already!
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It’s been one week since my last confession. I really don’t care where a celebrity moves. I will say...
mariokiefer
Nov 24, 20241 min read


Squeaky
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It’s been one week since my last confession. Because the dog will destroy a new toy within ten...
mariokiefer
Nov 17, 20241 min read


If it feels good . . .
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. I don’t even know when last I confessed. If felt good until it didn’t. I will now go say five Hail...
mariokiefer
Nov 10, 20241 min read


Dollars and No Sense
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I went to a Dollar store and asked the cashier why...
mariokiefer
Oct 13, 20241 min read


Calendar
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been two weeks since my last confession. I forgot to change my “Priests of Rome” calendar...
mariokiefer
Oct 6, 20241 min read


Out of Tune
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I stood up and walked out when someone sang out of...
mariokiefer
Sep 22, 20241 min read
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