It’s a Dog’s Life . . .
DOG: Why you have sour look?
ME: Look, Dog. We gotta talk. I just spent over $250 at the grocery store.
DOG: And?
ME: $100 of that was for you.
DOG: And?
ME: You are very expensive.
DOG: I have exquisite tastes.
ME: Yeah, well, you are gonna have to start paying for those tastes. You need to start contributing to this household. It’s time for you to get a job.
DOG: A what?
ME: A job.
DOG: You can’t make me go to work. There are child labor laws, you know.
ME: You are not a child. You are a dog.
DOG: I am a puppy. That’s a child-dog. Child labor laws do not specify “human” children do they? So, you cannot make me work.
ME: If you know so much, maybe you should get a job at a law firm.
DOG: Maybe I will.
コメント