Gimme some sugar

Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession.

I work at night and try to rest during the day, but the neighbor’s kids run around screaming which keeps me awake. So, I started giving them caffeine-based sugary sweets just before I go to work — to let the parents know how it feels.

I will now go say five Hail Mary’s.

#SundayConfession