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Knotty

It's a Dog's Life . . .


ME:  What! You have had that toy for only two hours and you already broke it!?!

DOG:  [With a look of umbrage on his face. ] I most certainly did not.

ME: Yes, you did.  Look. [Points at toy.]

DOG: It’s not broken.

ME: It had two knots in the rope and a plastic thing in the  middle. Now, there is only one knot and the plastic thing is missing.

DOG:  First, it’s not missing — it’s right over there.

ME: [Turns head and sees plastic thing.]

DOG: Second, untying a knot is not the same thing as breaking it.

ME: You mean to tell me that you untied the knot?

DOG: Yes.

ME: Without opposable thumbs?

DOG: Yes.

ME: With just your mouth?

DOG: Yes.

ME: How?

DOG: I am very talented.

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