It’s a Dog’s Life . . .
[I hears voices from the other room even though I am alone in the house.]
ME: What the . . .
[I get up and walk to the living room. The voices I heard came from the episode of Judge Judy showing on the television. You know the one; the one where she is berating someone for doing something stupid. (I hope that narrows it down.) I know that the TV was not on when I went into the other room. I look down. Dog has the remote in his mouth. He bites. The channel changes and now a re-run of Everybody Loves Raymond is on. You know the one; the one where Debra is berating Raymond for doing something stupid. (I hope that narrows it down.) I look back at Dog.]
DOG: What? I just wanted to watch TV.
ME: Open the wine.