It’s a Dog’s Life . . .
ME: What do you have in your mouth?
DOG: [Chew. Chew. Chew.]
ME: Give me that!
DOG: No. [Chew. Chew. Chew.]
ME: Give me that! Right now.
DOG: [Drops item from mouth.]
ME: [Picks up item looking at it.] What is that?
DOG: A bottle top.
ME: Where did you get that?
DOG: Off he bottle of Jack Daniels.
ME: What!?! How did you get that? You need to stay out of the liquor cabinet.
DOG: Why? You don’t.
ME: I need a drink.
DOG: I’ll have more Jack, please.
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