Daddy

It’s a Dog’s Life . . .

ME:  Come. Let’s put your collar on.

DOG: No!

ME: What?

DOG: No! I will not wear the collar.

ME: Why not?

DOG: I will not be shackled. I will not be fettered. I will not be collared.

ME: It’s for your own good. It’s so that if you are lost people can bring you home.

DOG: Maybe I don’t want to come back here.

ME: Why would you say that?

DOG: Because you try to collar me.

ME: I’m your daddy so just do as I say.

DOG: I don’t have to listen to you! YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DADDY!