It’s a Dog’s Life . . .
ME: What are you doing out there?
DOG: Digging a hole.
ME: Are you looking for something?
DOG: No.
ME: Are you burying something?
DOG: No.
ME: Then why are you digging a hole?
DOG: Just because. I like holes.
ME: You know that someone is going to put their foot in there, trip, and twist their ankle, don’t you?
DOG: They should be more careful where they walk, then.
ME: You are just evil, ain’t ya?
DOG: Hehehehehe.
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