It’s a Dog’s Life . . .
DOG: Play with me.
ME: I am trying to work.
DOG: Play with me.
ME: I am trying to work.
DOG: Play with me.
ME: I am trying to work.
DOG: Play with me
ME: One more hour. I need one more hour then I can play.
DOG: I wanna play right now.
ME: I can’t. I get off in one hour. We can play then.
DOG: Right now. I need attention.
ME: One more hour. Just cool your jets for one hour. Then I will feed you and we can go outside and play.
DOG: I want to play now!
ME: [Ignores dog]
DOG: Play with me.
ME: [Ignores dog]
DOG: Play with me.
ME: [Ignores dog]
DOG: Bark! Bark! Bark!
ME: [Ignores dog]
DOG: [In his best Glenn Close impersonation.] I will not be IGNORED!
ME: So help me, if I find a rabbit in that pot . . .