It’s a Dog’s Life . . .
DOG: Look at me! Look at me!
ME: I see you.
DOG: Look at me! Look at me!
ME: I see you.
DOG: Look at me! Look at me!
ME: I said, “I see you.”
DOG:You are not looking at me.
ME: I’m busy, dammit. I can’t look at you all the time.
DOG: Why are you looking at that box instead of me?
ME: I am trying to work. I have a job, you know.
DOG: Your job is to play with me.
ME: Do you like play time?
DOG: Yes.
ME: Do you like sleeping in a warm bed?
DOG: Yes
ME: Do you like kibbles?
DOG: Yes.
ME: Do you like treats?
DOG: Yes.
ME: How do you think we get that play time, that warm bed, and those kibbles and treats?
DOG: Well, you sit up and look cute.
ME: Open the wine.