It’s a Dog’s Life . . .
DOG: Where were you?
ME: I went to the store.
DOG: Why didn’t you take me?
ME: They only allow emotional support animals in the grocery.
DOG: Don’t you love me?
ME: Of course, I love you?
DOG: Don’t you need my love?
ME: Of course, I need your love.
DOG: Aren’t you dependent on my loving support.
ME: Of course.
DOG: So why not make me your emotional support dog and take me everywhere?
ME: I am not so emotionally fragile that I will lie just to take you places.
DOG: It’s not a lie. You admitted that you love me, that you need my love, and that you are dependent on my emotional support.
ME: Open the wine.
DOG: So, you prefer to get your support from the wine rather than me?
ME: Aaaaaarrrrrrghh!
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