It’s a Dog’s Life . . .
ME: Dog! Get in here!
DOG: What you call me for?
ME: You got into the tissues again.
DOG: So.
ME: Tissues are NOT toys. Play with your toys and stay out of the tissues.
DOG: Toys are boring. Tissues are more fun.
ME: They are not meant for you to play with.
DOG: I am Dog. I play with what I please.
ME: Just who do you think you are?
DOG: Well, you named me.
ME: And what is that name?
DOG: Lucifer Demonseed.
ME: Open the wine.