It’s a Dog’s Life . . .
DOG: Gimme a treat.
ME: No. You already had one.
DOG: Gimme a treat.
ME: No. You’ve had too many.
DOG: Gimme a treat.
ME: No. You haven’t done anything to deserve one.
DOG: Gimme a treat.
ME: No. You were too rambunctious earlier.
DOG: Gimme a treat.
ME: No. You are too rambunctious now.
DOG: Gimme a treat.
ME: No. Go play with your toys. You need exercise.
DOG: Gimme a treat.
ME: No. You will get fat.
DOG: Have you seen your own ass lately?
ME: Open the wine.
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