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Treats



It’s a Dog’s Life . . .


DOG: Gimme a treat.

ME: No. You already had one.

DOG: Gimme a treat.

ME: No. You’ve had too many.

DOG: Gimme a treat.

ME: No. You haven’t done anything to deserve one.

DOG: Gimme a treat.

ME: No. You were too rambunctious earlier.

DOG: Gimme a treat.

ME: No. You are too rambunctious now.

DOG: Gimme a treat.

ME: No. Go play with your toys. You need exercise.

DOG: Gimme a treat.

ME: No. You will get fat.

DOG: Have you seen your own ass lately?

ME: Open the wine.

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