It’s a Dog’s Life . . .
DOG: Bark, bark, bark, bark?
Bark, bark!
Bark!Bark!Bark!Bark!Bark?
Bark!
ME: What is it? What do you want?
DOG: Bark, bark, bark, bark?
Bark, bark!
Bark!Bark!Bark!Bark!Bark?
Bark!
ME: I don’t understand,
DOG: Bark, bark, bark, bark?
Bark, bark!
Bark!Bark!Bark!Bark!Bark?
Bark!
ME: What is it?
DOG: I am strike. And this is my chant:
Bark, bark, bark, bark?
Bark, bark!
Bark!Bark!Bark!Bark!Bark?
Bark!.
ME: I don’t speak dawg. What does that mean?
DOG: What do we want?
More treats.
When do want them?
Now!
ME: Do you really think protests, chants, and strikes are gonna work on me?
DOG: Puppies for Treats United!
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