It’s a Dog’s Life . . .
DOG: [Whining.]
ME: What’s up, Boo Boo? Why you whining.
DOG: [Looking at kitchen counter still whining.]
ME: There’s nothing up there for you.
DOG: Bark! Bark!
ME: There is nothing there for you. You have food in your bowl if you’re hungry. You have a box filled with toys. Why are you whining at an empty counter?
DOG: [Whining.]
ME : Dammit, Dog! [Picks up dog and puts it on counter.]
DOG: [Sniffing around counter.]
ME: See - there’s nothing up there for you.
DOG: Jumps from counter to floor.
ME: [Walks away toward living room.]
DOG:[Looks at counter whining.]
ME: Open the wine.
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