It’s a Dog’s Life . . .
ME: What did you think of your very first Christmas?
DOG: I liked it. Thanks for all the new toys.
ME: But you haven’t even touched your toys.
DOG: Well . . .
ME: Didn’t you like them?
DOG: I did.
ME: Why haven’t you played with them?
DOG: I have been busy.
ME: Doing what?
DOG: Playing with boxes and wrappers. They are more fun.
ME: Open the wine.
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