It’s a Dog’s Life . . .
ME: Here’s a special treat!
DOG: Yea! Why - because I am so damned cute?
ME: Among many reasons.
DOG: You give me lots of treats Why is this one special?
ME: I wanted you to have it on this day.
DOG: [Eyes me suspiciously] Why this day?
ME: It’s a special day.
DOG: [Looks around.] What’s so special about this day? It’s not my birthday or nothing.
ME: It’s just special.
DOG: Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?
ME: Stop being annoying! I
DOG: Then why is it special?
ME: It’s adoption day. We got you a year ago.
DOG: I was ADOPTED!?!
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