It’s a Dog’s Life . . .
DOG: [Sniffing under the edge of the sofa.] Yip, yip.
ME: I don’t understand.
DOG: Whine.
ME: I still don’t understand.
DOG: Yap, yap.
ME: I don’t get it. Use your words.
DOG: What part of “Get my toy from under the sofa for me” did you not understand?
ME: Open the wine.
DOG: Yeah, well get my toy first.