It’s a Dog’s Life . . .
DOG: [Sigh]
ME: Don’t give me that sad face.
DOG: [Sigh]
ME: You knocked the cord from the wall and unplugged my computer while I was trying to work.
DOG: [Sigh]
ME: That’s why I sent you out of the room.
DOG: [Sigh]
ME: Don’t look at me like that. It’s not gonna work.
DOG: [Sigh]
ME: I mean it. You were misbehaving.
DOG: [Sigh]
ME: Nope. Not gonna do it.
DOG: [Sigh]
ME: Fine. I will let you back in here, but you better behave. And don’t think it’s because of that sad face. It’s not.
DOG: [Works every time.]