MARIO KIEFER

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! All of these twenty-something-year-olds who claim to be so “woke” are being ageist when they refuse...

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Nobody else is listening to the voices in my head. #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Despite proclaiming that they are open with a full menu, a certain Italian chain would not deliver...

I’m tired of being outraged over everything and nothing. Aren’t you? #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! We have monuments and statues that have been erected for people who did not engage in social...

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! All of those people who lost their minds aren’t even trying to find them anymore! #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Shame on you for your public shaming! #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I thought the internet was for finding information - not just porn and politics. #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I wasn’t doing anything wrong by making that baseball diamond. How dare my neighbor tell me to get...

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! People refusing to stay at home put me at risk whenever I go out! #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I was out and about this last weekend and I could not believe the number of people that I saw out and...

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Nobody was outraged by what I said. #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! It turns out truth IS stranger than fiction. #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! All of this excessive hyperbole is killing trillions of people! #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Somebody got chocolate in my peanut butter! Somebody got peanut butter in my chocolate! #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! My nosy neighbors closed their curtains and now I can’t see inside their house. #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I exercised yesterday and didn’t even lose a single pound. #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! My frozen food never looks like the picture on the package. #OutrageTuesday

I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The one percent have problems too. Why, just the other day, because Driver hadn’t filled...

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! My instant coffee takes too long. #OutrageTuesday