MARIO KIEFER

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I went to a Brazilian steakhouse and they served Argentine beef! #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! “Texas has a whorehouse in it. (Lord have mercy on our souls!) I'll expose the facts although it...

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! What happened to epsilon, zeta, eta, theta, iota, kappa, lambda, mu, nu, and xi? They got no respect....

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Given how some of ya’ll act, it’s getting harder and harder to find real outrage. #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged . . . that it's almost 2022 and people still get so easily outraged! #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! People should not sing Christmas carols. They should sing Christmas Karens, instead! #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Although the audience laughed, I did not think the comedian’s joke was funny! #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Mama said there would be days like this, but she never said there would be days like THIS....

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I went to a restaurant who advertised that all of their food was homemade. Is someone living in the...

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair I did NOT smell colitas, rising up through the air...

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! By all the people who use CAPS lock! #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Someone left the cake out in the rain! I don’t think that I can take it! It took too long to bake it...

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I howled into the wind but it only howled back. #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Chicken Little was right! #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! There are clowns to the left of me and jokers to the right! #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Deer are rutting in the street. It’s like living in Babylon! #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! There is neither sand nor witch in my sandwich! #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I saw someone wearing blue nail polish! #OutrageTuesday

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I received an “anonymous” package in the mail allegedly from an adult website with the website’s name...

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! There is just too much whimsy in the world! #OutrageTuesday