MARIO KIEFER

Coffee should just come out of the faucet each morning. #PetPeeves

I went to the grocery store and used self check out. The machine then asked for a tip. #PetPeeves

No, I will not say it again. #PetPeeves

If this is what it’s like to be woke, can I just go back to sleep? #PetPeeves

Do birds intentionally wait for us outside of the carwash? #PetPeeves

We have been doing “daylight saving” since 1918. Haven’t we saved enough yet? #PetPeeves

“To unsubscribe click here” [CLICK] “You are now unsubscribed.” [NEW EMAIL COMES IN] “This is to let you know that you are no longer...

You’ve been in the fast food line for ten minutes. How is it you don’t know what you want to order? #PetPeeves

If you must fully recline your seat into my lap when sitting in front of me on the airplane, at least roll over so that we can both enjoy...

Those advertisements for medications that say “Dont’ take this medication if you are allergic to it.” Really? Do you need to tell people...

If you ring the doorbell, you do not need to knock on the door - unless you are seeking shelter from imminent danger. #PetPeeveThursday

Why must I unsubscribe to something I never subscribed to? #PetPeeveThursday

If you must tow your boat, drop it off at the marina before dinner instead of taking up five otherwise open spaces in the restaurant...

Why do you ask me to do something when you know that I already did something today? #PetPeeveThursday

Any “free” trial requires you submit a credit card number. #PetPeeveThursday

It’s like Mama always said: If the ghosts of past, present, and future are visiting, maybe you should consider an exorcism. #MamaSaid

I couldn’t find that thing I needed so I bought another. When I put it away I found the other. #PetPeeveThursday

Why do you offer a chatbot on your website if it can’t answer the question? #PetPeeveThursday

Hosting the holiday dinner, but running out of wine before the in-laws arrive. #PetPeeveThursday

Too many turkeys, but none of them are jiving. #PetPeeveThursday