MARIO KIEFER

Of all the carts in the grocery store, why do I always get the one with the crooked wheel? #PetPeeveThursday

People who are absolutely certain. #PetPeeveThursday

You know who you are. #PetPeeveThursday

It’s only effin’ Thursday! #PetPeeveThursday

Going to burn that witch at the stake then realizing you don’t have a match. #PetPeeveThursday

My peeves are not pets. #PetPeeveThursday

It’s called a stop sign, not a roll-on-slowly-through-if-you-think-the-car-headed-your-way-won’t-hit-you sign. #PetPeeveThursday

When the doctor says, “Your tests are all normal . . . for someone your age.” Were those last four words really necessary? #PetPeeveThursday

License plate numbers should be email addresses or phone numbers so that you know how to contact the idiot that just cut you off....

Assumptions. Period. #PetPeeveThursday

That bag of chips that is mostly air. #PetPeeveThursday

Everybody acting like tomorrow will be different than today. #PetPeeveThursday

It really burns Santa’s ass when people leave the fire going overnight on Christmas Eve. #PetPeeveThursday

The number eleven. It’s just rude. #PetPeeveThursday

People who use fascist tactics to protest fascism. #PetPeeveThursday

Businesses that are only open when I am working. #PetPeeveThursday

Turkey Jerky. It’s just wrong. #PetPeeveThursday #GivingThanks

Grocery stores that (because of the pandemic) won’t sell bulk baked goods but are fine with letting you touch every apple in the store....

Any movie filmed in 3D. #PetPeeveThursday

I am just too annoyed by some little thing to post a pet peeve today. #PetPeeveThursday