MARIO KIEFER

In our city sanctuary’s found, And services are ever abound So, come if you must And this you can trust We will be there if the press is...

The Emperor stands up to speak And paints a picture that seems very bleak It’s for unity, he claims Using words that inflame His faux...

You will not be lost If you stay on the right path No matter the cost. #Haiku

With the press the Emperor interacted And the media fawning reacted “We are so happy to see This transparency” In all of the documents...

Wanting just to be When you wish upon a star Only sets you free #Haiku

In order to deal with the blight Public Health caused many to fight. They admit they were wrong But sing the same song. And promise next...

The rain does not come So fruits wither on the vine Now harvest undone. #Haiku

The Guard conducts its new raid But we all know its just a charade No justice is found When politics abound And tyranny is out on parade....

The Emperor says inflation’s at zero His acting is better than DeNiro While it’s hard to do math, When stuck on your path, Still 8.5...

87,000 new taxing agents To try and test people’s patience. There’s no stealing they say As they take from your pay Now shut up and make...

People often whine Seeking blessings from the sky Summer sun does shine. #Haiku

Our electrical grid must be saved So the amount that you use should be shaved. Now, plug in that car, Who’s charge won’t take you far,...

By God’s own design The summer dog shines brightly When with sun aligned. #Haiku

Astrology holds great appeal And with crystals they say you will heal The experts are right Your protests despite Remember that science...

The police we must now defund. And from the people, we must take their guns. We’ll give no cash bail Then release from the jail ’Til to...

Each today he toils Each tomorrow it renews ’Til his final rest. #Haiku

Inflation may bring discontent To those on whom it torments The Emperor proclaims, “You must deal with the pain, “It’s barely at nine...

Impressing the herd By the attire he dons Sheep don't see the wolf. #Haiku

Reporters are stuck on repeat And their stories are rarely complete If it won’t fit their slant Then report it they can’t It’s the truth...

The longest day passed Bring summer’s arrival Days of sand and sun #Haiku