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It’s like Mama always said: Never bury strangers in your back yard - that’s meant for family. #MamaSaid
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mariokiefer
- Sep 21
- 1 min
Just Fix It
It’s like Mama always said: Don’t matter who’s to blame if it don’t get fixed. #MamaSaid
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mariokiefer
- Sep 14
- 1 min
The Almighty
It’s like Mama always said: Politicians and televangelists are cut from the same cloth. The only god they worship is the Almighty...
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mariokiefer
- Sep 7
- 1 min
The Hole Truth
It’s like Mama always said: Most people tell the hole truth - in that it's full of holes. #MamaSaid
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mariokiefer
- Aug 31
- 1 min
High Horses
It’s like Mama always said: Don’t mount a high horse if you don’t know how to ride. #MamaSaid
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mariokiefer
- Aug 17
- 1 min
Nanny State
It’s like Mama always said: I am not so much worried about Big Brother as I am about Big Nanny. #MamaSaid
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mariokiefer
- Aug 10
- 1 min
Empty House
It’s like Mama always said: People these days could start a fight in an empty house. #MamaSaid
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mariokiefer
- Aug 4
- 1 min
Cooking
It’s like Mama always said: What’s good for the goose may be good for the gander but they both still get cooked. #MamaSaid
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mariokiefer
- Jul 27
- 1 min
Tank Tops
It’s like Mama always said: Tank tops belong on the top of tanks not at the dinner table. #MamaSaid
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mariokiefer
- Jul 20
- 1 min
Do it Yourself
It’s like Mama always said: Looking for someone else to fix your problems is like looking for the Tooth Fairy to bring you Christmas...
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mariokiefer
- Jul 13
- 1 min
Work
It’s like Mama always said: If you want something, you gotta work for it. #MamaSaid
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mariokiefer
- Jul 6
- 1 min
Closed
It’s like Mama always said: If you don’t have something to say, keep your mouth shut. #MamaSaid
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mariokiefer
- Jun 22
- 1 min
Time is on your side
It’s like Mama always said: You could have done what I asked you to do in half the time that you spent telling me why you can’t. #MamaSaid
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mariokiefer
- Jun 8
- 1 min
Long Life
It’s like Mama always said: You don’t live longer in the city; it just feels that way. #MamaSaid
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mariokiefer
- Jun 1
- 1 min
No Sense
It’s like Mama always said: Even if you gave that boy two pennies, he still wouldn’t have any sense. #MamaSaid
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mariokiefer
- May 25
- 1 min
Hangry
It’s like Mama always said: If you won't eat what I cooked, you must not be that hungry. #MamaSaid
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mariokiefer
- May 18
- 1 min
Angels
It’s like Mama always said: My children were always perfect angels, but only when they slept. #MamaSaid
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mariokiefer
- May 11
- 1 min
Fairy Tales
It’s like Mama always said: Raising a child is like writing a fairy tale. How it ends up depends on the story you tell. #MamaSaid
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mariokiefer
- May 4
- 1 min
Sunshine
It’s like Mama always said: Take your damned hat off -- the sun ain’t shining through the roof. #MamaSaid
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mariokiefer
- Apr 27
- 1 min
Radio Wave
It’s like Mama always said: They call her “radio wave” because anyone can pick her up, especially at night. #MamaSaid
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